• *hears noises at night*:

    well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*:

    I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

  • *heart is beating fast*:

    I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

  • *a cop walks by*:

    here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

  • *taking a test*:

    don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

  • *gets a sunburn*:

    great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

  • *tripping over something*:

    I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

  • *period is late*:

    shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

theanticlimactic:

colby-wrong:

conservativeatheist:

I’m not for hitting anyone out of anger or frustration no matter what gender. I’m just making a point. But if you do out of self defense I don’t have problem with it. 

FYI

Guy in that last gif got mauled by every white knight in the room afterwards.

The only person I’ve ever hit (intending to hurt them) was the man who abused me and I ended up paying for that so I’m not to keen on hitting anyone now (well technically I’ve had couple dudes friends And we used to hit each other for no reason xD but that wasn’t like violent because we intend to hurt each other so that doesn’t really count)

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